Maybe it's better to be single on Valentines Day. Check out the Top 8 Worst Valentines Day Experiences:
1) Peanut Bitter
“My husband gave me a box of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups on Valentines Day because he knows how much I love chocolate. This sounds like such a romantic gesture. Too bad I’m highly allergic to peanuts and he knows about it too.”
2) A Box of “Flowers”?
“I always complain to my boyfriend about how he never gets me flowers, so on Valentines Day, he thought it would be funny to get me a box of all-purpose flours. I wasn’t laughing, and now he’s single.”
3) Married Madness
“On Valentines Day, I went on a date with a guy that I just recently started dating. We bumped into a friend of his and he introduced me…. as his sister. Turns out that ‘friend’ was his wife’s boss.”
4) Candle-lit Disaster
“I was at a candle-lit dinner with my boyfriend. I leaned in to whisper something in his ear when my hair caught on fire! He was swatting my hair with a napkin while everyone around just stared and laughed.”
5) Egg-cited
“My girlfriend was extremely excited when she surprised me with a home-cooked breakfast on Valentine’s Day. She said she accidentally mixed the eggshell in my omelet but thought it would dissolve as she cooked it. I felt the crunch of the shell with every bite but had to pretend to love it because she went on and on about how she woke up very early to make the perfect meal just for me and I didn’t want her to feel bad.”
6) Grief from a Thief
“I was heartbroken when the guy I’d been dating, Mark, didn’t show up to our Valentine’s Day date. I was crying while shoving my face in a pint of ice cream when I got a call from his best friend, asking me for some cash to bail ‘’Mark’’ out of jail for identity theft. I hung up and never spoke to whoever he was again. ”
7) Food truck… Yuck!
“My boyfriend knows I love carnivals, so he took me to one to celebrate Valentines Day. We had fish tacos from a food truck then decided to go on a romantic ride on the Ferris wheel to see the beautiful view. But once we got to the top, I felt sick and puked all over his lap! I got food poisoning from the fish tacos and he had to spend the rest of the night at the hospital to take care of me.”
8) Name Shame
“I went on a moonlight walk on the beach with my boyfriend, Ethan. We bumped into my ex, James, and after an awkward “Hi” and “Hello”, Ethan and I laid on the beach to gaze at the stars. After awhile, he looked into my eyes and told me he loved me but to my dismay, I replied ‘I love you too, James’. I saw the painful look in his eyes when I said the wrong name and he broke up with me the next day.”
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